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The following are nick names, FAQ's and frequently heard quotes that were memorable enough to be written down (Norm writes everything down) and passed on to you.  They may not seem funny to you but to the guys it's part of thier lives...

 
 
 
 
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NICK NAMES...
 
FRANK:
Howie, Howard, Binary Commander, Captain of the Mystery Machine, The drunken gazelle, Hendersub, Frankidge, Henderpants, Sfrank, Frankenbass, Frankfurter
 
ROGER:
Freddie, Shooter, Rah-joe
 
NORM:
Normy, Stormin, Boomer, The best drummer in the band, No-o-o-o-rm Whitehurst, Snorm, Normskull, Dungo, Dingo, Danko, Mo Dung, George Harrison, The Young Dung, B-hole, The Destroyer of all things drum, Artie
 

 

 

 

QUOTES:
"This is my favorite song"
"All good."
"I got nuthin."
"Yer thumper workin?"
"FAABULOUUUUS!"
"Can I borrow your flashlight?" "Man, F--K you Henderson!!" "...So that's a no?" 
"I played that when it was a hit"
"What movie?"
"Yer ruinin' for me kid."
"I'm wounded, WOUNDED!"
"Focus people."
"Somebody SCREAM!"
"OY!"
"It's so bizarre it's Harpers."
"Hipwaiters ROCK!! ...Thanks Mom."
"Dueling Reverends."
"My sh-t doesn't work!"
"My sh-t is great!"
"I've got too much sh-t."
"I've got no monitor"
"We have click."
"Prayin ta God....Rigging for red"
"Pipe down, Dungo."  -Dung Beatle Quote
"We ain't Dung yet."   -Dung Beatle Quote
"Ang Gone!"  -Dung Beatle Quote
"Back there on the drums... the best drummer in the whooooooole ...band."
"We love you Conrad oh yes we do.... GAY!!" 
"Good God!!!   ...Sockitoomee!"
"YES, YES, YES!!!"  -Hipfan Quote 
"yaAAAyy!"   -Dung Beatle Quote
"I'm George Harrison!!"  -Dung Beatle Quote
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"  - Dung Beatle/Yosemite Sam Quote
 
FAVORITES:
 
FRANK-
Movie: "Ruthless People"
Food: Chinese
Website: Jeez, I dunno.
Favorite thing to do when not gigging:  "Surf the web."
 
ROGER-
Movie: "Little Slugger"
Guitarist:  All of em!
Fast Food: "Changs"
Favorite thing to do when not gigging:  "Changs and Fireball."
 
NORM-
Movie: aaAArh!  drum... must kill!  Normy SMASH!
Drummer: Simon Phillips, Mike Portnoy, Todd Sucheman
TV Show: Aaahgraa!  BlaaraaaaAAAgh!!
Activity when not drumming: I do enjoy a little grey poupon while watching Masterpiece Theater on... oh wait... RAAAARH!!!!  NORM ONLY WANT PLAY DRUMS!!!  AAARAARA AHAAHAHG!!